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1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 18, 11:58am   ↑ like (8)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And I raise you $100 and call...
Royal Flush whadaya Got?
3   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 20, 6:52pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Thing is, the Left is animated by the idea that they alone have the Truth! It's an absolutist religion. Question it at your peril.
5   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 22, 7:52pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
I prefer those in the mainstream media that take a balanced approach, as opposed to the us versus them approach


Marcus, can you name any mainstream news outlet that takes a balanced approach instead of 24/7 "Orange Man Bad" reports?
8   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 20, 8:35am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ThreeBays says
* Make up straw-men and then knock them down.


Why does it have to be a straw-men, why not a straw-women or better yet Stong-Woman (herpa derp)? Typical Patriarchy mansplaning scum no doubt you must be a white male cisgender how dare you even speak!
9   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 19, 10:47pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Put a pussyhat on and ramble incoherently.
10   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 19, 10:10pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

1960-2016 Question Authority
2016- Questioning Authority is Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Transphobic and Xenophobic.
12   Booger   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 5:18am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SunnyvaleCA says
OMG. Have you seen the "gillette fusion führer edition" image? Please don't take offence. I just found this one particularly funny as a mockery of Gillette; it's certainly showing you-know-who as an example of bad. I don't want to make the thread NSFW, so here's a link.

https://www.google.com/search?q=gillette+fusion+f%C3%BChrer+edition+meme&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=r5dqgz7Toy1Z6M%253A%252CuBKgi40iLSS5nM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQvFK49QTCeGTVVC1wR6VyWY5iS0g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiXk_OD-PbfAhVRFjQIHcFrC-wQ9QEwAHoECAUQBA#imgrc=r5dqgz7Toy1Z6M:

13   steverbeaver   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 11:02pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The conversation on this has made me realize something very important about myself. Previously, I noticed a certain pep-in-my-step but couldn't really describe it any other way. After just hearing about this controversy, and some serious introspection, I realized that I have rape-step. The best path forward that I can think of is to just accept it- that I was born this way and it's not my choice. I must oppress simply be being. Now everywhere I go I know that I am just being myself... and that's OK. My rape-vision? Well, that's completely fine by me too. I need to believe in myself, even if it means sacrificing everything.
14   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 8:42pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am consistently impressed by the degree to which men assume that what they want is what women want, and vice versa.

Men think they need to be pretty. Not true! Ugly bastards get laid all the time. They just need the attitude and the money.

Women think they need to be "strong, independent women". Wrongo! Women desperately want strong independent men but really just need to be pretty themselves to gain commitment from some guy.
15   REpro   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 17, 3:08pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Since the Shutdown began, the President has canceled planned travel and stayed in Washington, ready to make a deal. On the other side, Speaker Pelosi took a vacation to Hawaii days after the Shutdown began, and over 30 Democratic Members of Congress took a chartered flight to Puerto Rico for a retreat with lobbyists and corporate executives."
16   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 12:21pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now that Pelosi has to pay a price for the shut down, maybe she will negotiate. Next step should be Congressional salaries stopped until the shut down is over.
17   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 17, 8:42am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

At 81 he has nothing to lose by sending his Son feet first to meet his maker.
He would be better taken care of in prison.

Probably his fault for raising a disrespectful Liberal that thinks all of their problems were caused by people and everyone born before them.
18   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 23, 4:12pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
If I didn't get my house at bottom my family would have moved years ago. Wife and I still plan to leave once kids are older, but who knows this subject comes up so much maybe sooner, our friends that have already jumped ship seem to have a happier lives and their children are doing well. This place is a rat race, and the rats just keep piling up.

fully agreed - beautiful nature, good for single life work hard party hard fuck hard, but once you're ready to settle you gotta get out of this toxic leftoid-infused rat-race. There are places in CA you can move to as well but you won't escape they high taxes that way, just partially the rat race and some of the batshit crazy bay area "politics".
19   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 23, 3:30pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Congrats on the life decision. You won't regret it - especially if you own a business.

We bugged out 3 years ago and are constantly amazed at how much extra $$ we have now. Paid cash for the house and vehicles, life is good. I save 75% of my take home and could save about 80-85% if I wanted to.

You may miss the ocean and moderate weather, but you'll quickly remember the hoards of homeless, mass immigration, psychotic liberals, the she men, Nancy Pelosi and gov debt problem.
20   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Jan 23, 7:56am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wet = Do

If they've got really ghastly faces, take them from behind.

Is everyone so precious they can disdain the gift of lubrication?
21   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 23, 12:38am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Stock market was doing even better still before the Democrats took the house.
24   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 22, 8:29am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We spend $750 billion dollars on “defense” but can’t find 5 for a wall to actually keep out the threat?
Some defense...
26   theoakman   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 21, 10:39am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

haha...she don't look like she's skipping any meals. I literally bought a 20 pound bag of rice and 20 pounds of Pork shoulder. It's enough to feed me for a month if I wanted. It cost me under 30 bucks.
27   CBOEtrader   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 20, 6:42pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We've been in 1984, but these last few days have redpilled a huge number of people. Between SJW gillete anti male or this transparent attempt to label KIDS as racists deserving of societal vengeance...

It's not cool anymore, and people know it.
28   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 20, 11:55am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ThreeBays says
Referendums of the unwashed masses don't lead to well informed decisions.


(sarcasm on)

That's right, such stupid ordinary people should rely on the elite to make their decisions for them.

In fact, why do we let the unwashed masses vote at all? They do silly things like voting to keep their national borders intact.

(sarcasm off)
29   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 20, 8:19am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Example: Talk about the #1 Negative Environment for Children - being raised by a Single Mother. Branded a controlling Misogynist.
31   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 19, 6:55pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What do you expect from a guy that fucks his best friends wife.
32   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 6:13pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://local.theonion.com/woman-didn-t-know-progress-on-toxic-masculinity-would-t-1831869468?utm_source=patrick.net

APPLETON, WI—Expressing disbelief at her romantic partner’s dramatic behavioral shift, local woman Emily Kittleson, 30, told reporters Friday that she had not expected her boyfriend’s attempts to recognize and curtail toxic masculinity would eventually turn him into a “weepy little pansy.” “Christ, I know the dope is trying to be conscious of the effects of his words and actions and to be more open and honest with his emotions, but there’s got to be a limit,” said Kittleson of her boyfriend Shane Magnusen, 31, whose efforts to reject toxic masculinity have begun to irritate her as she claims he has evolved into “a fragile fucking flower about everything” in recent weeks. “Of course I’m happy for social progress and all, but this ineffectual shit is not what I signed up for. Instead of suppressing his emotions about major issues in his life, he cries at sad commercials. Our fights used to be him screaming at me for a few minutes and that was it, not great but not terrible. Then last night we get into an argument that somehow turns into me nodding and making comforting noises while he talks about his strained relationship with his dad until well after midnight. Like, come on, I don’t have time to indulge this self-centered crap.” Kittleson was also compelled to interrupt her statements twice, groaning and rolling her eyes while responding to text messages from Shane regarding their couples’ therapy appointments later that week.


It's a joke, but it's not a joke. Any relationship in which the man turns SJW is doomed. Women are disgusted by weepy men.
33   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 5:40pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

theoakman says
It's the fact that this stuff has infiltrateted every single aspect of our lives that we now have to see it in a razor commercial for men's razors...of all places.


This.
34   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 18, 2:57pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
It was just a commercial. Get over yourself.


The backlash kind of shows the accumulated resentment against the mainstream constant shaming & blaming of anything vaguely masculine, the blatant disregard of any male suffering, contrasting with the minute by minute coddling of poor "girls", the constant demand of more 'equality' translating into pussy passes and lowering of standards, the #meToo 0-due-process bullying and/or lynching, etc, etc...

It ain't funny anymore.
40   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 17, 4:13pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Great move. Love it. Best president ever so far.



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