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Bitter, Childless Harridan

By anonymous following x   2017 Oct 12, 11:34am 483 views   16 comments   watch   quote     share    


Perfectionist 30 year old enraged she hasn't met a fantasy novel man yet, secretly jealous of her friends having children.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a10280732/gender-reveal-parties/?src=socialflowTW

Previous article about her surrogate offspring:
https://whyy.org/articles/should-cape-may-be-more-dog-friendlynewjerseyresorttown/
1   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 12:30pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

When smart educated women look down on having babies, you know we're doomed.



Because we don't celebrate non-pregnancy-related milestones with the same enthusiasm, we're reinforcing the archaic notion that a woman's value rests squarely in her ability to grow tiny humans.

2   anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 12, 12:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Pretty hilarious that you are triggered by an article for Cosmopolitan - a magazine written by 18-30 year old women to on part trigger other 18-30 year old women into commenting.

Did you read the articles about "pretty dresses for fall" and "how to give your boyfriend a mind blowing bj" too?
3   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 3:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The author, Diane Stopyra, is not bad looking, and writes smut. Here is an intriguing opening line to an article.

"I knew I had a problem the moment my husband came home from work and pointed out that I wasn’t wearing any pants."

https://www.bustle.com/articles/56033-the-importance-of-getting-dressed-when-you-work-from-home-because-girlboss-doesnt-happen-in

1. He then noticed the local high school basketball team in the next room.

2. The smiling gardener outside also had not pants.

3. The 10 inch Steely Dan III hummed nearby.
4   TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 5:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

anonymous says
Pretty hilarious that you are triggered by an article for Cosmopolitan - a magazine written by 18-30 year old women to on part trigger other 18-30 year old women into commenting.


There's this thing called "Social Media". Basically, people post things on their timeline and if you follow them...


Blurtman says
The author, Diane Stopyra, is not bad looking, and writes smut. Here is an intriguing opening line to an article.


She's not bad. She did mention Katie Bradshaw or whomever in her article though. Sex in the City is Cancer.
5   anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 12, 6:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

2 Scoops said
"Basically people post things on their timeline and if you follow them..."

You get triggered and then post them on Patnet? I have a couple of younger chicks I've friended but when you saw the link to Cosmo, u decided to click on it? I know you are unemployed, but aren't you a guy in his 40s?
6   TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 6:30pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

anonymous says
You get triggered and then post them on Patnet? I have a couple of younger chicks I've friended but when you saw the link to Cosmo, u decided to click on it? I know you are unemployed, but aren't you a guy in his 40s?


Bob? Joeyjoejoe? Which anonymous cowherd is this?
7   anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 12, 6:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Husband? I thought she was enraged she had no man & jealous.

So her cosmo article was pure triggering click bait. Good job by her though as 2 scoops got triggered and (in"useful idiot" style) broadcast it on Patnet where I read it.

So good job Diane. Your freelance career is going well.
8   TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 6:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

anonymous says
Husband? I thought she was enraged she had no man & jealous.


I said she had no man, not that she wasn't married
9   anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 12, 7:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Who I am is none of your concern cupcake.

Perhaps I am you - engaging in kabuki theater for the enjoyment of all!
10   anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 12, 7:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

You still didn't tell us what about a Cosmo article in your social media feed caused you, an unemployed 40 something dude to click it.

Was it the pretty fall dresses article? Was there something about Taylor Swifts beauty routine you just had to know?

Yours truly, Anonymous Cowherd.
11   Sniper   ignore (8)   2017 Oct 12, 8:01pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

TwoScoopsMcGee says
Perfectionist 30 year old enraged she hasn't met a fantasy novel man yet, secretly jealous of her friends having children.


For a second there, I though this was a biography about Dan and his life.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 12, 8:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Cosmopolitan? What's this article have to do with women achieving orgasms that leave them flopping around all over the floor and ricocheting off the walls?
13   TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 9:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Hmmm, some people are always denying they're a chick, but seem to get the most triggered over anything Childless Harridan-related.
14   mell   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 9:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's not enough to be reasonably good looking (which she is/was) although you may get showered with beta affection in your prime and get screwed by alpha cock. However if a woman writes such anti-family garbage it reveals that she will likely ride the cock carousel until it's too late and - if she's lucky - she may have one kid from a beta schlub that she will resent for the rest of her life while the alphas have moved on. It says she adopts way too many dogs, so it's not looking good. Another waste of what was good genetic material. Yeah keep working for da man on your non-family milestones ;)
15   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 11:24am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

That's what feminists want: For young women to remain confused while their "still-pink ticket" expires, and they have no option but to become bitter, aging harridans falling into the arms of sympathetic SJW IHLs.
16   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 13, 1:44pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I also feel oppressed when my wife comes home and starts making inquiries into why I am not wearing pants.

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