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Michael Cohen Testimony

By RC2006 following x   2019 Feb 27, 7:31am 1,397 views   95 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Looks like its about everything BUT Russia. They must have told this scumbag lawyer youll be ass pounded, if you don't put up a good show. He lied to congress and is doing time for it and is now up again wtf.

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56   WineHorror1   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 28, 5:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says

Bwahahababab, Jazz thinks he knows the truth. Bwahahabababa
57   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 28, 5:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
One laugh after the other or change the subject.


What were those 5 felonies again, and the evidence behind them?

jazz_music says
Except there are 5 felonies that Trump is now implicated in.


Also, what stage in the criminal justice process is "Implicated"?
58   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 5:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And Mueller and Rosenstein are Republicans. Why marginalize them when they are against Trump.

AD says
Tim Aurora says
Trumptards blame "Deep State" for any non-political resistance


Nice attempt to marginalize or ridicule the fact that the DOJ and a lot of the senior career bureaucracy is filled with Democrat operatives

You do realize that Andrew Weismann attended Clinton's election night party ? You do realize that the federal bureaucracy is a natural fit for Democrats ?
59   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Feb 28, 5:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tim Aurora says
And Mueller and Rosenstein are Republicans. Why marginalize them when they are against Trump.


The Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics are both Basketball teams, what's your fucking point!?
62   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2019 Feb 28, 8:32am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Kakistocracy says
Even funnier than Cohen's one liners were the GOP politicians having the audacity to call him a pathological liar -


He IS a liar, and was convicted of it, some in this thread are blind to the truth.

....."He is lying in order to reduce his prison time.

Cohen, who was disbarred on Tuesday, is to report to prison on May 6 to begin serving a three-year prison sentence after pleading guilty to lying to Congress, tax evasion and campaign finance violations....."


Do facts matter????

Kakistocracy says
Talk about comedy,


Exactly... the TDS crowd have us rolling on the floor with their delusions..
63   Goran_K   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 28, 8:45am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If he has nothing about Russia, why is this even a thing?
64   willywonka   ignore (3)   2019 Feb 28, 8:57am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cohen’s claim that Trump was responsible for sinking the Lusitania was hard to debunk.
65   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2019 Feb 28, 9:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WineHorror1 says
Bwahahababab, Jazz thinks he knows the truth. Bwahahabababa

You know why I know I know the truth.

Only because I question everything and dig up my own answers.

I do not enjoy the quasi-knowledge and glib humor offered by Fox and talk radio, that shit is pure manipulation, your master's voice, and represents a monster investment by oligarchy to neutralize opposition to their continued dominance.

BOOM

TRUTH
66   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2019 Feb 28, 9:58am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You know what after tuning in to the other side I can see that people will never be able to talk until that shit goes away somehow.

You don't make speeches in the middle of a CAT 5 hurricane that exists to destroy truth.
67   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Feb 28, 10:14am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What happened between yesterday a broadcasted Freakshow on all networks to today. They decided it would be a closed door hearing?

I'll tell you what happened two things, Trump cut the Summit early and left. And Micheal Cohen made the Democrats especially that Jive Ass Shithead Cummings look like God Damned fools. By all accounts everyone called Cohen a Liar and he didn't have not one shred of credibility. That did not matter to Cummings he had his script handed to him by Lanny Davis, and he allowed Cohen to go through all of the TDS talking points. "If Trump loses there wont be a peaceful transition." What in the fuck has the last two years been? There hasn't been a peaceful transition only a Treasonous Coup attempt from the Left. I hope to GOD the Next Democrat President never sees one single second of peace. I will disown any friend or family that ever votes for those Baby Killing Democrats.
Then after Cohens pathetic closing two minutes where he squeezed in every TDS talking point. Cummings had the audacity to say he believed Cohen, he believes there was Collusion and Trump paid of Stormy Daniels. Even though Chohen himself disputed that.

So Cummings went home lastnight and watched the Kangaroo Court Witch hunt and realized what a lead paint chip eating moron Water Boy he sounded like.
Lanny Davis gave explicit instructions on how to phrase everything and Mark Meadows, and Jim Jordan destroyed the whole premise and most of the Democrats agreed.
That's why they closed the hearing now. So Cummings can say what ever he needs the narrative coming out of the next two days of Lie-Testimony to fit a narrative to Impeach Trump.

That Omar Hand Asswipper was talking about Over Throwing Trump today.

You people are so fucking stupid I hope like fuck you do create the next Civil War. Bring it on, I can't fucking wait when Trump sends in the Guard to mow your sorry asses down and seizes power and suspends the constitution until the Commies are ran out of America. It's his Fucking Duty!
68   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 28, 10:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I will not give any Democratic President one second of peace, but will return the favor any way I can.
69   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 10:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michael Cohen admits that Trump did not tell him to pay off Stormy Daniels

70   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 11:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

MisterLearnToCode says
I will not give any Democratic President one second of peace, but will return the favor any way I can.


We do not expect anything less from Trumptards
71   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 28, 11:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tim Aurora says
We do not expect anything less from Trumptards


Turnabout is fair play.
72   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Feb 28, 1:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AD says
Michael Cohen admits that Trump did not tell him to pay off Stormy Daniels


YouTube took it down.
This is One company, I look forward to the FCC dismantling what is left of them after the mass Class action lawsuit that pretty much any registered republican who voted for Trump will get a share of. Break Google Up, Fecebook and Twatter, all of them after we sue the fuck out of them and put 80,000 useless SJW sacks of shit out of work and on the streets.
73   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 2:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
YouTube took it down.


Why did YouTube take down that video of Cohen testifying before Congress ? I watched the live testimony on C-Span and heard Cohen answer "no" to Congressman Massie's question if Trump told him to make the payments to Stormy Daniels. Cohen stated he made the payments even though Trump did not tell him to do so because he thought that is what Trump would want him to do.
74   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 2:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
YouTube took it down.


Try this link:


The above YouTube link worked for me a few minutes ago.
75   Goran_K   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 28, 2:23pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This basically disappeared from the trending social media headlines within 1 day. I wonder why.
76   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 2:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
This basically disappeared from the trending social media headlines within 1 day. I wonder why.


Cohen is lying for Andrew Weismann (Mueller's assistant) about Trump telling him to lie about Stormy Daniels payment. Weismann is the criminal here, along with the rest of the Spygate players (i.e., Sally Yates, Bruce Ohr, Andrew McCabe, etc.), who illegally used the FISA process to spy on Trump.
77   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 2:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Not even just fake news, but old news as well!
78   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2019 Feb 28, 4:28pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hey how's that Trump thing in Viet Nam today?

That's the thing to talk about right?

And those 2020 Democrat hopefuls, ain't they terrible? Aren't Democrats dumb?
79   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2019 Feb 28, 4:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hey that Trump thing in Viet Nam

So sorry



Cohen is testifying today behind closed doors on Trump's election and Russia meddling.

Oops! Nothing to see there!
80   anonymous   ignore (null)   2019 Feb 28, 5:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

John Dean, the former attorney for President Richard M. Nixon who was dubbed the “master manipulator” of the Watergate scandal by the FBI, noticed one thing Republican lawmakers didn’t do on Wednesday.

As they questioned Michael Cohen, the disgraced former attorney for President Donald Trump, “they didn’t defend the president,” Dean told CNN’s Don Lemon.

“What they did is attack the witness,” Dean said. “That shows a certain weakness and it also showed a lot of concern by Republicans.”

Republicans questioning Cohen “had nothing to offer in defense of the president’s character,” Dean said.

Like Cohen, Dean was a member of the president’s inner circle. He also turned on his onetime boss and cooperated with prosecutors.

Last year, he noted another similarity between himself and Cohen.

“When I became a witness, there was a huge effort to discredit me,” Dean said at the time. “It was just my word against Nixon’s until the tape came out, and they worked mightily to try to discredit me.”

The real difference between Nixon and Trump is that Nixon got elected to the House in '46 , the US Senate in ' 50 , The VP in '52 where he served until '60 and the Presidency in '68 where he was re-elected in '72.

During his time in Office Nixon made a lot of powerful friends and political allies .

Trump doesn't have that political history

So when Trump's friends were asked to stand up for him , we discovered that he didn't have any

GOP members railed against DNC members and railed against Cohen. But I cannot recall words of defense for Trump. Not explicitly.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/watergate-master-manipulator-spots-republicans-100853055.html
81   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 28, 5:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kakistocracy says
“they didn’t defend the president,”


That is because they can't stand him as much as the Dems, he isn't playing by thier rules. Like the dems most Republican scum want to keep making a quick buck exporting jobs, not doing anything about our immigration problems, and in general fucking over the middle class.
82   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 28, 5:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seems General Flynn sure did, for one.

Of course, the McCarthyism of the Media makes sure anybody who supports Trump has their career ruined.
83   anonymous   ignore (null)   2019 Mar 2, 2:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The GOP's Strange Hypocrisy With Know Liars - Trump, Cohen and the paradox of believing proven liars

Throughout Michael Cohen’s testimony this week before the House Oversight Committee, Republicans repeated what would seem to be a simple rule of human nature: Never trust a person who has been proven to be a liar.

“I want everyone in this room to think about this, the first announced witness for the 116th Congress is a guy who is going to prison in two months for lying to Congress,” Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, said in his opening remarks.

But as more Republicans on the committee followed Jordan’s lead, that strategy quickly hit a wall.

You’re a pathological liar. You don’t know truth from falsehood,” Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz, scolded Cohen, who then swiftly turned the tables on his interrogators.

“Sir, I’m sorry, are you referring to me or the president?” Cohen asked with a boyish grin.

Therein lies a paradox for the Republican Party. They distrust the fixer who lied to protect the president, but trust the president who himself has been shown to have difficulties telling the truth

By the Washington Post’s count, as of Feb. 17, Trump has made 8,718 “false or misleading claims” while in office. One of the more glaring untruths was revealed by the New York Times on Thursday, showing that Trump had apparently misled the paper when asked directly whether he had intervened in any way to secure a top-level security clearance for his son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner.

“I was never involved in the security,” Trump told the paper just weeks ago when asked about his involvement.

That claim was laid bare after the Times learned about two contemporaneous memos written last May. One written by Trump’s former chief of staff, retired Gen. John Kelly, and the other by former White House counsel Don McGahn, detailed how Trump had personally ordered that Kushner be granted the security clearance despite objections by the CIA and others in government.

Whether it be Trump’s changing explanation for a meeting between members of his presidential campaign — including Jared Kushner, Paul Manafort and his son, Don Jr. — and a Russian lawyer, or his insistence to reporters on Air Force One that he never knew that Cohen had paid hush money to Daniels (checks presented this week by his former lawyer for the repayment of a debt undercut that notion), the president’s own claims would seem to merit more than a touch of skepticism.

But trust, it turns out, is a partisan sport. And the Democrats were caught in their own truth dilemma this week by choosing to believe that Cohen, who begins a three-year prison term in May, in part for lying to Congress, was finally coming clean when speaking ill of Trump.

“I believe he told the truth,” committee chairman Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., told reporters at the conclusion of Cohen’s marathon grilling.

While asking liars to tell the truth carries self-evident risks, in the matter of Robert Mueller’s investigation of the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, it would seem to be the only option. Mind you, for a skilled prosecutor, the truth is out there, and in this case it involves talking to a whole lot of liars to find it.

Manafort, for instance, was convicted of eight felonies, including multiple counts of tax and bank fraud. In addition, Robert Mueller laid out his case that Manafort breached his cooperation deal by lying about his interactions with Konstantin Kilimnik, a Ukrainian-Russian political consultant.

Michael Flynn, Trump’s former national security adviser, pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak.

George Papadopoulos, a former Trump campaign adviser, pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about searching in the 2016 presidential election for Russian “dirt” on Hillary Clinton that could aid Trump.

Roger Stone, a longtime Trump adviser, has been indicted by Mueller’s office on one count of obstruction, one count of witness tampering and five counts of making false statements.

That Trump has surrounded himself with this cast of characters may help explain why the president spends so much time decrying “fake news.” If no one can be trusted to tell the truth, after all, then why bother worrying about the coverage of Cohen’s testimony, the Mueller investigation or whether Trump intervened on behalf of his son-in-law obtaining a security clearance?

Though this week’s events on Capitol Hill confirmed that we may never solve what philosophers call the liar paradox, we can at least be sure that if it applies to one liar, it should apply to all.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-cohen-paradox-believing-proven-liars-210518118.html
85   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2019 Mar 2, 10:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kakistocracy says
Though this week’s events on Capitol Hill confirmed that we may never solve what philosophers call the liar paradox, we can at least be sure that if it applies to one liar, it should apply to all.


Speaking of liars, have you been able to find the answers to this question I asked earlier?

MrMagic says
Kakistocracy says
Still posting quotes from a known liar under oath?
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Still ?

Cohen can't even place a respectable "show" in the liar category considering the competition - Potus, Sanders, Conway, Hannity, Carlson, Pence, Pompeo, Mnuchin, - the list is too long to finish


How many of them have lied under oath to Congress?? TWICE....


@Kakistocracy

I'm sure it's a long list, right?
86   Elgatouno   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 2, 10:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MrMagic says
I'm sure it's a long list, right?


Trump had to admit he lied under oath 30 times in just this one case. Still going to protect a liar?

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-trump-lies-under-oath-20170612-story.html
87   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Mar 2, 10:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

LOL! Chicago Tribune.

You can't make this SHIT UP!
88   Elgatouno   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 2, 11:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
LOL! Chicago Tribune.

You can't make this SHIT UP!


Would you believe it more coming from the National Review?
89   Elgatouno   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 2, 11:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Elgatouno says
Tenpoundbass says
LOL! Chicago Tribune.

You can't make this SHIT UP!


Would you believe it more coming from the National Review?


Here you go.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/02/donald-trump-tim-obrien-courtroom-story/




Those who think Trump is a “winner” ought to take a close look at Donald Trump v. Timothy L. O’Brien. Because Trump didn’t just lose the case. He was humiliated.




That's from the National Review.
90   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Mar 2, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

National Review!?!?(laughing so hard crapping my pants)

More TDS Crap

https://www.nationalreview.com/politics-policy/
91   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Mar 2, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Their take away from the Cohen Hearing, says Nothing New?

LOL Cohen said No Russian Collusion. The Bombshell he was hyping weeks before he was going to rat Trump out for Russia Collusion.


So there was something new and the National Review is just regurgitated Liberal TDS masquerading as something a Trump supporter would read. LOL You Silly Commie Kids, you crack me up!

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/03/takeaways-from-the-house-democrats-cohen-hearing/
92   Elgatouno   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 2, 11:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Their take away from the Cohen Hearing, says Nothing New?

LOL Cohen said No Russian Collusion. The Bombshell he was hyping weeks before he was going to rat Trump out for Russia Collusion.


So there was something new and the National Review is just regurgitated Liberal TDS masquerading as something a Trump supporter would read. LOL You Silly Commie Kids, you crack me up!


Ahhh you took the link away, why?



The Democrats are entitled to the spectacle orchestrated Wednesday by Chairman Elijah Cummings and Cohen lawyer (and, not coincidentally, sharp Democratic strategist) Lanny Davis. They won the midterm elections, not just fair and square but going away. The spoils that go to the victor include the authority to compel the appearance of witnesses who will support the 2020 narrative: Trump as “racist, conman, and cheat,” the theme of Cohen’s opening statement — which we may suspect the rough-edged, ambulance-chaser-turned-wannabe-Trump-bullyboy had just a tad of Lanny’s help writing. Chairman Scorsese, um, I mean Cummings, gave Cohen an extraordinary half hour to read it to America without interruption.


I'll reposted for everyone's enjoyment.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/03/takeaways-from-the-house-democrats-cohen-hearing/

Looks like u beat me to it
93   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Mar 2, 12:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You got you caught the Tater! What am I supposed to be on notice about?
94   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 20, 12:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
Looks like its about everything BUT Russia. They must have told this scumbag lawyer youll be ass pounded, if you don't put up a good show. He lied to congress and is doing time for it and is now up again wtf.


I am thinking Andrew Weismann's last gig was to threaten Cohen if he did not lie for Mueller.

Weismann tried this on other suspects and one by name of Jerome Corsi publicly came out and said he was essentially being pressured to lie for Mueller.

Mueller has to make his Democrat handlers happy and also to SAVE FACE. That includes vindicating to some extent his prodigy James Comey.

I think they'll keep this going all the way up to election day 2020.
95   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2019 Mar 20, 2:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Republicans are trash supporting a coward that attacks John McCain who can't defend himself.
President Slime can say what he wants,Free Speech.

It would great for Republicans' children & grandchildren to be sexually abused,multiple time, by sex perverts like Coward.
Hope no one invokes the 2nd Amendment Solution, even though it's the will of the Coward. Why is someone so stupid as to give one enemies ideas to use against them?
If I wake up tomorrow & hear Trump,Jr,Ivanka,Eric,Jarrod were assassinated by some that are pissed-off, I'll buy some of the party favors,it could only be karma.
I don't give a fuck about Republicans. I love Free Speech & Freedom to Offend with the truth.

Independents leave Rep/Cons with nothing but their stupidity.

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