Ceffer


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Heh, Heh! Dershowitz Just Keeps Getting Funner And Funner. Maybe He Should Start A Pedophile Comedy Stand Up Club. (theroot.com)
by Ceffer on 13 Jul 2019  8 comments, latest 3 days ago
https://www.theroot.com/alan-d "I never inhaled" Tee, Hee! "I never had sex with that woman!" Tee, Hee! "Hey, if it was good enough for a Clinton!""Now, take a naked 14 year old...

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Can't Make This Stuff Up? Virtue Signaling Is Arrow Pointing To Cover Up Of Flagrant Corruption Amongst Dems. Ethics Committee, Anyone? The Hall Pass Has Expanded. (nypost.com)
by Ceffer on 13 Jul 2019  26 comments, latest 3 days ago
https://nypost.com/2019/01/26/ "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's steal directly from Congress! Those computers aren't nailed down. Why wait for the lobbyists' bribes?" "I'm so glad I got that Ethics...

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Great Socialist Paradise And Globalists Deem Trump Appointments To Ninth Circuit Be Summarily Executed, Cost Of Bullets Sent To Families. (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 13 Jul 2019  2 comments, latest 5 days ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ "We know how to deal with judges that refuse to legislate according to our enlightened agendas!""This is almost unbelievable that they would follow the law."

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"The CIA (Or Whatever Spook Plexus) Holds Itself Harmless Against Any Of The Claims Against It's Former And Soon To Be Suicided Asset". (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 11 Jul 2019  1 comment, latest 7 days ago
"You're feeling really, really depressed, aren't you Jeffrey, like there's no way out? Dershowitz can turn on a lawyer dime with a pack of lies, but he can't save you!...

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U.S. Women's Soccer Team Player Masturbates And Rubs Penis On World Cup Trophy, Gets Standing Ovation And Multiple Dick Salute! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 8 Jul 2019  3 comments, latest 7 days ago
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Dr. Frankenstein: "You Created Your Monsters, You Get To Keep Your Monsters!" The Left Eating It's Own. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Jul 2019  18 comments, latest 7 days ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne "Yo, Ole Bitch! Bring it ON. I have a razor blades in my hair to deal with Bossy Boots like you!"

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Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell Threatens To Sic Rothschilds on Trump (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Jul 2019  1 comment, latest 8 days ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne "And believe me, OrangeManBad, you don't want THAT to happen!"Maxine Waters queries: "By the way, Mr. Powell, any that money coming my way in unmarked suitcases or valises? That...

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Dershowitz Goes Full Bore CNN Avenatti Defending PedoFuck Epstein Using Slime Lawyer 'Defense Lies And Spun Fiction' Exception (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Jul 2019  Posted 9 days ago
He recommends Epstein get massive breast implants to make defense easier.https://www.dailymail.c Didn't anyone ever tell him that when your pants are on fire, you should at least try to save...

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Biden Calls Obama A "Gay Waiter" (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 30 Jun 2019  Posted 18 days ago
"Joe Biden can't catch a break as he tells Seattle supporters that it would have been acceptable five years ago for a businessman to make 'fun of a gay waiter'"https://www....

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Mars Farts Gag Curiosity Rover (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 22 Jun 2019  Posted a month ago
Really, Mars, no couth?http://www.abovetopsecre

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Tranny Wins Women's Event AGAIN! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Jun 2019  1 comment, latest a month ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv Oh, my aching balls. That's Michelle complaining, not the cis gender male team.

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Anderson Cooper Says: "I Am So Proud Of Mom. Her Last Words Were 'IMPEACH TRUMP' and 'Keep Up The Fake News, Son!'". (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Jun 2019  7 comments, latest a month ago
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Harvard Professor: Re-Writing NASA History For Agitprop NewWokeHistory (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 15 Jun 2019  5 comments, latest a month ago
The truth and history aren't casualties. They're being rescued by right and righteous thinking of the Left, to guide the masses so that they don't slip into improper tendencies .http://www.abovetopsecret.com...

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A.G. William Barr Declines to Prosecute an Asst FBI Director Who Committed Federal Crimes (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 15 Jun 2019  Posted a month ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ "Perhaps Attorney General William Barr also deep-state "protect our own", since he rose through government ranks in the same environment as the aforementioned individuals. I pray that this isn't...

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Snowflake From Hell Demands Gold Stars From Supreme Court (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 13 Jun 2019  Posted a month ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne "They promised me my gold stars. My parents paid for my gold stars. Obama got HIS affirmative action gold stars and boosting. His 'daughters' got their affirmative action gold...

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Texas Outlaws Donuts As Obese Police Chief Can't Even Swim To Shore (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 9 Jun 2019  7 comments, latest a month ago
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Howz All That Guaranteed School Funding Going For You California? (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 9 Jun 2019  Posted a month ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Yeah, we love those apparatchiks working for the public good.

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Let's Play False Flag Guessing Game
by Ceffer on 7 May 2019  25 comments, latest 2 months ago
We are ripe for a National Security Council spawned false flag, to goad us into war with Iran. Any guesses on what it will be? It will have to be...

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Does This Mean No More Once A Year Mercy Fuck? (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 11 May 2019  6 comments, latest 2 months ago
Sex selling Hollywood Harridans want more money for sex! Drying up middle aged not-pink-anymore actresses fantasize that they are still the shit and can demand any petulant bullshit they want...

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Retarded Criminology: Really, A Prius? The Cops Should Have Pursued Him With Cop Cars In Reverse To Make It A Fair Fight (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 May 2019  2 comments, latest 2 months ago
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Queen Rips Baby From Meghan's Arms And Drinks It's Blood
by Ceffer on 8 May 2019  3 comments, latest 2 months ago
So sorry, said the Queen, blood dripping on her vest. "I thought it was one of the peasant children slated for vivisection to rejuvenate the Royals, my mistake!"

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Gough Whitlam Australia 1975 and Harold Wilson 2006 Well Established Forging/Slander From CIA and MI5/6 To Topple Government Leaders Of "Western Democracies"?
by Ceffer on 22 Apr 2019  Posted 3 months ago
Press Fuel provided by Rupert Murdoch. Gee, does this sound familiar? Intelligence Agencies deciding who should and should not be the Executive Branch? Use of Foundations to funnel corrupt monies?...

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Lawyers Applaud Mueller For Achieving Ultra High Cost of Legal Paper, $75K to !00K Per Page, While Creating Extensive Delay, Pleadings Slander And No Results
by Ceffer on 22 Apr 2019  Posted 3 months ago
"The Mueller Report is an example to all of us Legal Eagles of what we are all about: Expense, Delay, Circles in Circles, Theater, Targeted Prosecution, Politics and No Meaningful...

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Lawyers Convince Weaving, Slobbering, Slurring, Intoxicated Celebrity To Sue Father's Sperm For Not Making Him Wealthy Enough (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Apr 2019  Posted 3 months ago
Lawyers chortle, "Jump in, Brethren of the Bar, the fees are hot and rampant, and this Nag is good for the mother of all Hollywood legal feeding frenzies! He'll beg...

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Ocasio Cortez 'Best Seller Book Bribe Deal' Falls Through When They Can't Find Ghost Writer Stupid Enough To Translate Her Thoughts Who Can Still Write (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  7 comments, latest 3 months ago
Lobbyists struggle to find other ways to bribe her that ride beneath the radar that she won't blow. It would have been easy because the book would have been only...

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Macron Declares "If I Had Known It Was Worth This Much Free Shit, I Would Have Torched It Myself A Long Time Ago"! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  3 comments, latest 3 months ago
"The Rake-Offs will be Epic. I shoulda ordered a bigger swimming pool! 650 effing mills already!"https://www.dailymail

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Bernie Crows Over Success Of Bribe Laundering Ghost Written Book Deal! Bernie's Rich And Doesn't Apologize. Globalists Warehouse Unread Bernie Tomes (Disguised As Purchases) And Schedule Them For Re-Cycling Shredder. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 13 Apr 2019  1 comment, latest 3 months ago
Book was test read by selected retarded monkeys who were give free bananas. Book was deemed too dangerous for human readers, as it reduced IQ from 80 to 70 and...

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Clumsy, Grandiose, Vicious OldFuck Reid Demands Free Shit From Corporation For Being Idiot (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 30 Mar 2019  Posted 4 months ago
Old LibbyFucks, never die, they just continue blaming somebody else for their fuck ups and thinking foolishness should always come with a paycheck. He attached it to his SHOWER DOOR....

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The Baloney Factory Hits The Fan As Chicago Mayor And Police Chief Blare About Their Honor, Integrity, Honesty, And Record of Service (Gag) (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 27 Mar 2019  Posted 4 months ago
Foxx: “I can’t believe they are acting all righteous and shit with all the doo doo that goes on around here. We used a carefully crafted formula based on the...

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New TDS Tactic: Trump Is Barry Goldwater
by Ceffer on 25 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest 4 months ago
"BY ISHAAN THAROOR THE TAKEAWAYThere's a facile contention that President Trump — hostile to free trade pacts and skeptical of grand military alliances — is an isolationist, an advocate of...

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Scores Of LibbyFucks Suffering Agonizing Withdrawals From TDS Addiction Demand That Pundits Fabricate More Trump Conspiracies To Ease Symptoms (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 4 months ago
The sudden failure of the Mueller investigation to provide satisfying and sanctifying release has left myriad TDS LibbyFucks stranded and gasping. Many enter rehab hoping 12 step programs will ease...

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The Cunt Lip Assassin (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 22 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest 4 months ago
Are your cunt lips big and floppy as Dumbo's ears? Do your vaginal folds protrude and drool like an old hound dog's jowls? Do they cling to your leg and...

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Breaking News From The LibbyFuck Annals of DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seattle Shit Hole Reacts In Rage Against Homeless! (komonews.com)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 4 months ago
Just goes to show you, the dazed and confused LibbyFucks actually wake up when something bites them directly in the ass, and then turn their BLAME ENGINES on the local...

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Terrible Loss Of Six Potential Huge Legal Settlements Against Police And Cities (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  6 comments, latest 4 months ago
Now, 22 baby mommas and 95 children will have to go without the support they COULD have had. Who would have thought that living in the ghetto, spitting at school...

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He Has A Special Coffin With Very Large Bulge In The Middle (inquisitr.com)
by Ceffer on 8 Mar 2019  1 comment, latest 4 months ago
Death doesn't matter, it is whether the operation was a success!https://www.inquisitr.

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Yeah, FOX, That Was Really, Really Accidental, Yuck, Yuck! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 21 Jan 2019  31 comments, latest 4 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Meanwhile, Ginsburg's decisions on SCOTUS are being made by a monkey randomly pushing decision buttons, since the pleadings poundage and massive legal fees are already in.

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Richly Rewarded Puppet Of Kakistocracy Calls Trump Economic Doofus (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 Feb 2019  Posted 5 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne 'I doubt that he would even be able to say that the Fed's goals are maximum employment and price stability,' Yellen said, which, when translated using the Google GreenspanSpeak...

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Dianne Feinstein Tirades Against Brats Made Psychotic By Fake News, Global Warming And Ocasio Cortez (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Feb 2019  8 comments, latest 5 months ago
Old bitch brags about being elected by ballot box stuffed by illegal immigrants preying on California public, claims Royal LibbyFuck Exemptions due to self importance. Fuck you, brats, I'll clear...

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Roman Catholic Church Confesses It Is Riddled With Buggers! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  2 comments, latest 5 months ago
No asshole is safe! Gird your breeches against the frocked menace! Stormy Daniels to begin exorcism practice to remove Satanic homosexual possessions from priests! Slather them with huge garbanzos and...

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Captive Corporate Media Shills Complain Public Able To Think For Self Too Much (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  Posted 5 months ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ https://www.theguardian.com/co AGITPROP IS ENDANGERED! SAVE THE AGITPROP! JOBS DEPEND ON IT!
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