Ceffer


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Let's Play False Flag Guessing Game
by Ceffer on 7 May 2019  25 comments, latest 3 days ago
We are ripe for a National Security Council spawned false flag, to goad us into war with Iran. Any guesses on what it will be? It will have to be...

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Does This Mean No More Once A Year Mercy Fuck? (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 11 May 2019  6 comments, latest 12 days ago
Sex selling Hollywood Harridans want more money for sex! Drying up middle aged not-pink-anymore actresses fantasize that they are still the shit and can demand any petulant bullshit they want...

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Retarded Criminology: Really, A Prius? The Cops Should Have Pursued Him With Cop Cars In Reverse To Make It A Fair Fight (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 May 2019  2 comments, latest 13 days ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne

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Queen Rips Baby From Meghan's Arms And Drinks It's Blood
by Ceffer on 8 May 2019  3 comments, latest 15 days ago
So sorry, said the Queen, blood dripping on her vest. "I thought it was one of the peasant children slated for vivisection to rejuvenate the Royals, my mistake!"

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Gough Whitlam Australia 1975 and Harold Wilson 2006 Well Established Forging/Slander From CIA and MI5/6 To Topple Government Leaders Of "Western Democracies"?
by Ceffer on 22 Apr 2019  Posted a month ago
Press Fuel provided by Rupert Murdoch. Gee, does this sound familiar? Intelligence Agencies deciding who should and should not be the Executive Branch? Use of Foundations to funnel corrupt monies?...

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Lawyers Applaud Mueller For Achieving Ultra High Cost of Legal Paper, $75K to !00K Per Page, While Creating Extensive Delay, Pleadings Slander And No Results
by Ceffer on 22 Apr 2019  Posted a month ago
"The Mueller Report is an example to all of us Legal Eagles of what we are all about: Expense, Delay, Circles in Circles, Theater, Targeted Prosecution, Politics and No Meaningful...

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Lawyers Convince Weaving, Slobbering, Slurring, Intoxicated Celebrity To Sue Father's Sperm For Not Making Him Wealthy Enough (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Apr 2019  Posted a month ago
Lawyers chortle, "Jump in, Brethren of the Bar, the fees are hot and rampant, and this Nag is good for the mother of all Hollywood legal feeding frenzies! He'll beg...

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Ocasio Cortez 'Best Seller Book Bribe Deal' Falls Through When They Can't Find Ghost Writer Stupid Enough To Translate Her Thoughts Who Can Still Write (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  7 comments, latest a month ago
Lobbyists struggle to find other ways to bribe her that ride beneath the radar that she won't blow. It would have been easy because the book would have been only...

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Macron Declares "If I Had Known It Was Worth This Much Free Shit, I Would Have Torched It Myself A Long Time Ago"! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  3 comments, latest a month ago
"The Rake-Offs will be Epic. I shoulda ordered a bigger swimming pool! 650 effing mills already!"https://www.dailymail

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Bernie Crows Over Success Of Bribe Laundering Ghost Written Book Deal! Bernie's Rich And Doesn't Apologize. Globalists Warehouse Unread Bernie Tomes (Disguised As Purchases) And Schedule Them For Re-Cycling Shredder. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 13 Apr 2019  1 comment, latest a month ago
Book was test read by selected retarded monkeys who were give free bananas. Book was deemed too dangerous for human readers, as it reduced IQ from 80 to 70 and...

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Clumsy, Grandiose, Vicious OldFuck Reid Demands Free Shit From Corporation For Being Idiot (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 30 Mar 2019  Posted 2 months ago
Old LibbyFucks, never die, they just continue blaming somebody else for their fuck ups and thinking foolishness should always come with a paycheck. He attached it to his SHOWER DOOR....

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The Baloney Factory Hits The Fan As Chicago Mayor And Police Chief Blare About Their Honor, Integrity, Honesty, And Record of Service (Gag) (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 27 Mar 2019  Posted 2 months ago
Foxx: “I can’t believe they are acting all righteous and shit with all the doo doo that goes on around here. We used a carefully crafted formula based on the...

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New TDS Tactic: Trump Is Barry Goldwater
by Ceffer on 25 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest 2 months ago
"BY ISHAAN THAROOR THE TAKEAWAYThere's a facile contention that President Trump — hostile to free trade pacts and skeptical of grand military alliances — is an isolationist, an advocate of...

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Scores Of LibbyFucks Suffering Agonizing Withdrawals From TDS Addiction Demand That Pundits Fabricate More Trump Conspiracies To Ease Symptoms (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 2 months ago
The sudden failure of the Mueller investigation to provide satisfying and sanctifying release has left myriad TDS LibbyFucks stranded and gasping. Many enter rehab hoping 12 step programs will ease...

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The Cunt Lip Assassin (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 22 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest 2 months ago
Are your cunt lips big and floppy as Dumbo's ears? Do your vaginal folds protrude and drool like an old hound dog's jowls? Do they cling to your leg and...

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Breaking News From The LibbyFuck Annals of DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seattle Shit Hole Reacts In Rage Against Homeless! (komonews.com)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 2 months ago
Just goes to show you, the dazed and confused LibbyFucks actually wake up when something bites them directly in the ass, and then turn their BLAME ENGINES on the local...

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Terrible Loss Of Six Potential Huge Legal Settlements Against Police And Cities (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  6 comments, latest 2 months ago
Now, 22 baby mommas and 95 children will have to go without the support they COULD have had. Who would have thought that living in the ghetto, spitting at school...

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He Has A Special Coffin With Very Large Bulge In The Middle (inquisitr.com)
by Ceffer on 8 Mar 2019  1 comment, latest 3 months ago
Death doesn't matter, it is whether the operation was a success!https://www.inquisitr.

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Yeah, FOX, That Was Really, Really Accidental, Yuck, Yuck! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 21 Jan 2019  31 comments, latest 3 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Meanwhile, Ginsburg's decisions on SCOTUS are being made by a monkey randomly pushing decision buttons, since the pleadings poundage and massive legal fees are already in.

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Richly Rewarded Puppet Of Kakistocracy Calls Trump Economic Doofus (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 Feb 2019  Posted 3 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne 'I doubt that he would even be able to say that the Fed's goals are maximum employment and price stability,' Yellen said, which, when translated using the Google GreenspanSpeak...

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Dianne Feinstein Tirades Against Brats Made Psychotic By Fake News, Global Warming And Ocasio Cortez (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Feb 2019  8 comments, latest 3 months ago
Old bitch brags about being elected by ballot box stuffed by illegal immigrants preying on California public, claims Royal LibbyFuck Exemptions due to self importance. Fuck you, brats, I'll clear...

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Roman Catholic Church Confesses It Is Riddled With Buggers! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  2 comments, latest 3 months ago
No asshole is safe! Gird your breeches against the frocked menace! Stormy Daniels to begin exorcism practice to remove Satanic homosexual possessions from priests! Slather them with huge garbanzos and...

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Captive Corporate Media Shills Complain Public Able To Think For Self Too Much (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  Posted 3 months ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ https://www.theguardian.com/co AGITPROP IS ENDANGERED! SAVE THE AGITPROP! JOBS DEPEND ON IT!

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You Mean The Oscars Are Phony? I'm Crushed, I Tell You, Crushed! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 2 Feb 2019  Posted 4 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Well, the sidewalk stars on Hollywood Blvd, ARE gold.

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From The Annals Of Heh! Heh! Fucking Russian Fuckers From Fuckville! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 30 Jan 2019  1 comment, latest 4 months ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ "Only WE, are allowed to use our discovery to mis-inform and smear!""LOL now Mueller is whining about Russians using some court stuff as disinformation 🤣 Apparently somebody is using...

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Ocasio-Cortez Claims ALL MILLXYer's Are As Stupid As She Is And 'Smart People Like Al Gore' Are Walking All Over Them! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 21 Jan 2019  3 comments, latest 4 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/us Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says millennials like her believe 'the world is gonna end in 12 YEARS' if climate change is ignored

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'Planet Of Computer Geniuses' Valerie Jarrett Brags About How She Fag-Hagged Obama (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 Jan 2019  5 comments, latest 4 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne "Obamas' 'bestie' Valerie Jarrett tells how the three spent gossipy evenings at the White House sipping martinis and nibbling BLTs while trips came with 'cool stuff' like a briefcase...

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More CommieLibbyFucks Eating Their Own! If Bernie Isn't Sacred, Nothing Is Sacred! Toss Up Those Coed Skirts, Commune Leaders! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 31 Dec 2018  5 comments, latest 5 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne We always wondered where the shit eating grin came from.

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Intuits Call BOOOO-SHEEET! On Another Baloney Iconography of Global Warming: The Polar Bear Sympathy Hustle.
by Ceffer on 30 Dec 2018  Posted 5 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne been et, I been et!"

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Propoganda DocuFucks? (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 16 Dec 2018  Posted 5 months ago
I used to like documentaries. Is it just me, or do the diversity quotas, PC correctness, heavy handed editorialized libby agendas, and stultifying propaganda-reek already rot these National Geographic ads...

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Fucking Mormons!
by Ceffer on 16 Dec 2018  2 comments, latest 5 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne prepares to set the strictest DUI rules in the country by dropping the blood alcohol limit to .05.Next, They'll Be Telling You You Can't Smoke A Fattie And Drive!#DrunkMormonsOnWeed

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Global Warming Again! It's Colder BECAUSE It's Warmer! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 14 Oct 2018  9 comments, latest 7 months ago
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Bernie's Vision For America!
by Ceffer on 19 Aug 2018  1 comment, latest 9 months ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new those Commie printing presses rolling! If you can't extract it from the self sufficient, then just print it. What could possibly go wrong?

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Darwin Clears Up Another Liberal Mess (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 1 Aug 2018  15 comments, latest 9 months ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new At least they suicided offshore, instead of importing the problem onto American soil, dragging a bunch of other citizens with them.

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Hey, About That GREAT California Weather! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Aug 2018  16 comments, latest 9 months ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea This shit has been going on every summer for the last six to eight years. Environmental terrorism?The new state song should be "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

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How To Make Wife Swapping Really Boring (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 5 Aug 2018  5 comments, latest 10 months ago
Twice Upon a Time: Identical twin sisters, 32, marry identical twin brothers, 34, in a fairy-tale ceremony presided over by identical twin ministers... and now they will all live in...

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Trump Stimulates Homeless To Set Up Profitable Cottage Industries In Santa Cruz
by Ceffer on 3 Aug 2018  12 comments, latest 10 months ago
You see, Trump is stimulating the economy and getting people off their asses after all!

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For Curious2: Malcolm Gladwell's Childhood Trauma (reddit.com)
by Ceffer on 5 Aug 2018  2 comments, latest 10 months ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Peopl

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It Was Nice Of Him To Die So All The Glitterati Could Get Together Like This. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 31 Jul 2018  Posted 10 months ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new

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Harvard Sorority To Admit Gelded Ivy League Cucks, Disavows National Organization And Changes Name From Kappa Alpha Theta To Scrunchy Delta Flakey. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 24 Jul 2018  Posted 10 months ago
Boy, that closet full of sorority paddles will get some workout now!http://www.dailymail.co.uk
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