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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 10, 5:09am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Knew a guy who ran the Whitewater paper and concluded that the Republicans missed the point. The Clintons are fucking stupid, non-sophisticated investors who didn't have the business sense to make a reasonable go/no-go call was an obviously risky investment. They lost their own money, as they deserved to, so why would voters have any faith in their handling of taxpayers' dollars? Instead, they spent years trying to wish their dealings were a huge conspiracy. Sometimes, a fuckwit is just a fuckwit.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 10, 11:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I know pornography when I see it and this is it. She wanted AMERICA!ns to vote for her to mark PROGRESS!

Fucking monster. Journalist should reminded her that assassin of a head of state is a fucking crime and kicked IHLary in the cunt and demanded Secret Service arrest her.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 10, 3:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you're not shooting now, Michelle's IPP is coming for your gun!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 10, 3:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why isn't Bernie's lake house filled with homeless people and why isnt' he making them oatmeal?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 11, 8:16am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
How crass and inefficient. One should just get a 3D printer installed in the stomach. Please keep up.


You're not understanding the full VALUE! PROPOSITION!

Pizzenemax is programmed to randomly misdeliver pizzas to your neighbors can experience a Pizzenema!, too!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 11, 1:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Board all BART trains with M134 ablazin' and you'll be safe.

Wear a GoPro cam and collect footage for your own reality show and the ammo will pay for itself.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 11, 10:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is incest-catalyzed dementia. Ship him to SA or someplace Islamish where knife attacks are how people say hello.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 11, 10:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They're too busy arresting people who appear to be snacking.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 12, 6:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He needs to hit people across the face with the steak screaming, "CUNT! YOU'RE KILLING! CARROTS! BECAUSE SADISM!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 7:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seriously, arson is up there with murder in a place like Australia. They should be shot on TV and left to rot with a web-cam feed to record their slow decomposition and snack-making for local creatures.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 8:13am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you are not shooting Sierra Club members in the face, you hate AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 8:16am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Arson is a sign of deep sickness. I mean, what's to prevent someone from sneaking out in the dead of night, stealing off into the bush and planting a tree and then sneaking back home for a clandestine cocoa if they're feeling mischievous?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 9:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sleek gome, Bambabamba!

Hab ammywum seem my beev! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 11:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Good - but what about usury?

It was good enough for Hammurabi - and it's good enough for moi!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 7:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Extortion is a SACRAMENT! if the customer pays!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 8:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The charge should be uttering
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 13, 9:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A cop with a bag of grenades could take care of one of these things in two minutes or less
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 14, 9:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A lot of colleges will accept successful CLEP test scores on subjects unrelated to the major for graduation credit. The tests are a few bucks and take some hours to complete - but you can wipe out a year or more of classroom time, depending on the school's own rules.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 14, 1:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They laugh at CUNT! because he is a FUCKING! JOKE!

CUNT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 14, 1:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sanders - what a joke! The guy lives indoors !!!!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 14, 3:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'VE BEEN IN A BLACK SITE SINCE 2011 WHEN MICHELLE OBAMA'S IMMENSE PREHENSILE PENIS CAR JACKED MY FAMILY AND TOOK MY SEARS OVER UNDER AWAY FROM ME AND STUFFED ME IN A CELL SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK HILLS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 15, 6:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FACE!

It's what's for dinner!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 15, 10:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HOAX!

All the fires in Australia were started by chain smokers conspiring with Al Gore.

Ask Alex Jones.

This is exactly why AMERICA! needs a coal-powered shopping cart and car.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 15, 2:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nancy should learn how to fire an M134 with her IMMENSE! BALLISTIC! TITS! and take her show on the road, pounding Biden and Buttblast and Warren and the rest into dust and machine gunning everyone who refuses to be gay at her command.

She could run around in chaps with her mohawk sharpened to a razor edge which she could use to cut off her rivals' heads during debates.

BOFFO! RATINGS!

White House relocated to Baltimore!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 15, 3:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Only 17 intelligence agencies and a bunch of industrial investigators and responders who witnessed it - every one of which is a mincing libby trans with a gluten allergy that is dedicated to electing a gay president who will force AMERICA! to surrender her guns and receive penises in her citizens' assholes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 15, 5:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If she really loved the frog. she'd have poured transmission all over him and stuffed him up her TWEETEE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 16, 1:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There is no reason these houses shouldn't each be valued at 1262 times the GDP of Tunisia.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 16, 1:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
And there's the issue ... in this alternate reality, perhaps Islam ends at the boundaries of Saudi Arabia with perhaps a sliver of the near east and today, Iran is a diverse country of Nestorian-like Christians, Zoroastrians, and Buddhists. And then, aside from anthropologists, no one else in the world today cares about Mohamed and his best friend Ali.


I've spoken with musicians and university based researchers and got a sense of resignation about life back home. The musicians were working and living in London, one driving part time. Is that sense of the alternative reality, that a renegade commandeering Islam robbed Persia of its better life, a popular one? Is it spoken out loud?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 17, 8:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Parnas' story closes the circuit.

Previous forensic narratives spoke to the crimes of principals in Trump's orbit.

You push in from outer rings of collaborative agents, contractors, etc.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 17, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They all lie in concentric circles around the most incompetent money laundering artisan in the history of the world.

DUH! DUH! DONNIE!

DONNIE! MAKE! MOO!

DUH! DUH! DONNIE!

D!-O!-G! RHODE ISLAND!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 18, 9:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
What is IPP, Immense Prolapsed Pussy?


IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! PENIS!

Typically, Michelle sneaks up on you in her Keds and the IPP swings around and grabs your gun and shoots you in the face. Then Michelle and her bitch, Barack, feast on your remains and use the remaining ammo in your gun to kill AMERICA!ns.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 18, 10:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Reagan raised taxes, therefore CONFISCATION! is a SACRAMENT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 20, 10:33am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AMERICA! had no meaning until TRUMP! saved it from ignominy, obscurity and bankruptcy!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 20, 10:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

JESUS! WANTS! ME TO KILL ALL LIBBIES IN THE NAME OF JOHN! LOCKE! BECAUSE MAGA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 20, 11:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump's crusades against employment of politicians' kids is well known and is the last hope of civilization and Hunter Biden has singlehandedly destroyed any possibility of democracy in Eastern Europe and should be the focus of trials spanning decades in which every human being in the Ukraine is called as a witness for the prosecution because MAGA.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 20, 6:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tear down the play field and put up a grenade throwing practice pitch.

Every morning the HOA assholes can wake up to you screaming:

"Hey, man, I'm Vic Morrow!"

KABLAM! KABLAM! KABLAM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 20, 6:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Commies. They'll end up killing their patients and digging the fillings out of their heads to make enough money to fund downpayments on shacks they're flipping.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2020 Jan 21, 8:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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