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STATEHOOD FOR HONG KONG!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2019 Dec 9, 6:42pm 234 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


If Trump wants to be more than a KREMIN KALL GIRL! this is his chance.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 9, 11:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump makes little noises about hospitals posting prices for bandaids as testimony to his badassedness.

Granting statehood to Taiwan and Hong Kong would cement his legacy as something beside an effeminate trust-fund twit.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 9, 11:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He won't do it because timorous cunt.
3   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 10, 9:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It'll be hard to justify this to liberals. There are no oppressed black or hispanic minorities there, only Chinese people.

Maybe call it "toxic patriarchy, homophobic, transphobic" or some other made up idiotic modern term that works like a mating call for libbies?
4   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Dec 10, 10:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Finally. A State where you can skin and eat your neighbors' dogs and cats.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 10, 11:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IT's Muttsylvania - nothing is more AMERICA!n than Hong Kong - except for IMPEACHMENT!
6   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2019 Dec 10, 11:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can we trade them Hawaii or California for Hong Kong?
7   HEYYOU   ignore (46)   2019 Dec 10, 11:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
He won't do it because timorous cunt.


I had to look timorous. Wasn't sure.
This is patnet, more than 4 letter words are banned.;-)
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 10, 12:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A REAL SUPREMO would grant Hong Kong statehood and appoint CHUCK! NORRIS! governor for LIFE!

Then GOV. CHUCK! would arrive on a Warthog to hand out M134 and belts of ammo to every breathing Hong Konger and copies of the CONSTITUTION!
9   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Dec 10, 12:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does this mean they will eliminate the eight different languages on the automatic tellers in favor of Mandarin?
10   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 10, 12:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'd trade New York for HK straight up.

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